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AugieDoggie
of Little Country Church
| House name | Little Country Church | ||
| Birthday | Thu 07/21/1960 Male   | 63 Years, Basic member Zodiac sign Cancer/Leo Chinese signs Rat, Metal | |
| Time | 03:03 AM | -8 hours | |
| Country | Canada |  | |
| City | Calgary |   | |
| ZIP/Postal code | T2G 0P6 | :Alberta | |
| School or Company | Vision 2000 Travel Group | ||
| Title | Travel Agent. | ||
| Occupation | Consulting | ||
| Interests and Portrayal | [->Web] | ||
| Hello from the province of Alberta in western Canada and the city of Calgary. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Secrets for a happy marriage: If you're wrong: Apologize If she's wrong: Apologize If you're late for a date: Apologize If she's late for a date: Apologize If you did something you shouldn't have: Apologize If you didn't do something you should have: Apologize No matter what she did or didn't do: Apoligize When our first child was born, in the delivery room Julie yelled out to me "You do this to me again and I'll stab you with our electric knife." The Dr. said "Phew, someone's deodorant is not working." I whispered to Jey. "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any." About two years later I "did it to her again"! Nine months later we were back in the delivery room. But she couldn't stab me with our electric knife. The bed was too far from the elec. outlet. The cord was too short! Got dressed for church last Sunday morning. I grabbed pants and a shirt... I guess I didnt choose the right items, Jey said, "That looks awful! A pig wouldnt want to be seen in church with you." Well !!! I stood eye-to-eye with Jey, and snarled "It would so!!" I'm not very good at fixing and installing things. Wife, Jey, could install a hot tub in the back of a station wagon. But me? Well..... One day I found a cute bumper sticker. Jey came home and said. "That's a neat sticker you put on the back bumper". I said "Thanks, I thot it was a cute one" Jey said "You put it on upside down". One Saturday morning wife, Jey, got in the shower. I sneaked in the bathroom and asked "Want any company in there?" Being in an adventurous and sporty mood, she said "sure." So, I crept up to the shower, opened the door about 6 inches, and threw in the cat. It is uncertain who was more shocked. Wife? or cat? Having wife mad at you is bad enough. But having wife and cat mad at you is too much to bear. We were at the park one hot day. A very attractive young lady came walking down the path. It was plain to see she was not wearing any "upper underwear". I was watching her walking when suddenly ** SLAAAAAP ** Yeeeowwch! I turned to J... "What was that for?". She said..."For looking". Well I muttered some lame brain excuse..something about "I was just looking at the foliage along the path". Another **SLAAAAAAP**. "What was that for again?" "Well, you can look all you want at the sticks and flowers. The slap was for staring too long at the buds" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- //Ken. "AugieDoggie" A Rose resident since June 22, 2003. "AugieDoggie" was a popular cartoon character created by Hollywood producers Hanna-Barbera back in the 1960s. (Hanna-Barbera also created the Flintstones, Huckleberry Hound, Quick-Draw-McGraw, Yogi Bear and many many more famous cartoon characters. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |||
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