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House nameHimmel-Arsh-uWolkenbruch-Brücke
Music / Video clipwww.youtube.com/watch?v=tvKElNJjyyU
LanguageEnglish
BirthdayMon 04/06/1953
Male
57 Years, Basic member
Zodiac sign Aries
Chinese signs Snake, Water
Time03:22 PM-9 hours
CountryUnited States
StateOhio
CityCleveland Google Earth Google Maps
ZIP/Postal code 44105 Google Earth Google Maps :Cleveland, County :Cuyahoga, State :Ohio, 06:22 PM
School or CompanyMary Kay Aurustungswerke
TitleGeschlechttrainer
OccupationConsulting
WebsiteBasic member
Married to*Sweet1Buns* ® 04/02/2005Anniversary Since more than 5 Years Married to *Sweet1Buns*
InfoOur Wedding Date: April 02, 2005
Our Wedding Minister: Doc Knockwood
Our Witnesses: Safada of Dymeik's Baby Girl and GoLdEn_KaBaLa of A Masked Elve of the Moon Desires Secret Reflections
We are getting married in 2008.
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здравствулте! и гостеприимсво к американской зоне

аааааааааааа, судя по всему у каждого из нас еще есть шаааааааааааааанс!!!!:))

I have to ad mitt I'm not much of a talker but I love to listen. I also like to design and build furniture and then to have a discussion about where it could be placed in a room.

And, lessee, I was born long ago (at a time so far in the past that you may be excused for not thinking it

possible) in Jonkoping, the birthplace of Pippi Longstockings which makes me wonder, did Pippi age?

Is she an old lady somewhere? My parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

My Hobbies include painting portraits of organisms found in the sewer system (utilizing the

raw sewage itself!) and building small-scale models of vast ecological wastelands

(I like to express big ideas with minimal materials.)

In short, it is a very tenuous line, indeed, which I walk between Art, the Haute-Couture and the latest fads in

everyday trends --clothagewise.

I am a hero of the GDR and I wear the Ehrentitel on my rump. My work is sabotaging advertising on the web (I think, therefore, I am... too qualified to work for the government any longer. Now, I'm on the Ouija Board of Direktors with my half-twin brother Mannfreddi.)

In my spare time, I like to stretch bubblegum and carve aspirin into likenesses of famous people (always looking for the mystery in the mundane

-rehi) and I create e***** silk-screen stickers which I plaster on walls and signs from L.A. to London.


Currently, I am working on a second-generation insect-powered sweater knitting system which shows

great promise and, most recently, have invented an alarm clock based on baked beans (but it stinks.)

Oh, and a word of advice: Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous.

The s******s and dust have a nasty habit of igniting spontaneously, and are practically impossible to extinguish with materials found around the house.

I, um....

I believe that Art does not reward you for what you create, rather, the reward is that you create. . I enjoy long walks around

the particle accelerator at Cern with someone special at sunset on a fine mid-Summer evening in the Springtime and getting cozy together with that certain comthing,

Imean,

onesome in front of the plasma furnace on a chilly nucular winter's eve.

Are you that someone special?

Could you be that someone special?

Would you? i knew you coold.................................

wenn Ihr mehr wissen wollt fragt einfach.

Ich habe gefunden und bin gefunden worden. Mein Herz gehört Sweet1Buns: ILD Schatz!

CHeCKPoiNT CHaRLie möchte gefälligst gefragt werden, bevor sie zu irgendeiner Buddyliste zugefügt wird.


Personal Statement: "Alles weiter folgt demnächst."
Personal Motto: "Quando omni flunkus moritati" (Pig-Latin for "When all else fails, play dead")

Now, if you'll please excuse me, I've got magic to perform.

Exit, stage left, even.
Details
Basics
:Nickname in Real Life /First NamekRebbs/Maynard G.
BirthplaceJonkoping
:Left handedonly while in Budapescht
:Blood Typehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfLe2LhI2Os
:RaceArian
Familyregenfrei
Petsbushbaby
:Social statusaccepted
:Social classWe are the paragon of humanity. You may worship us (from afar.)
:ReligionKatolischer
Mental Statuscautiously optimisitic joyous and free (in silk-lined lederhosen)
:IQ98-somehting on the Stanford i believe, i forget, not that high and going down
:AllergiesNot sure what i'm allergic to, but its bad - analphallactic shock?
:Chronic DiseasesAcid Reflux due to acute Arachibutyrophobia
Personality
My :personality isINTJ - (Introverted Intuition with Extraverted Thinking)
Have been happy with myselfja, bin ich, especially that time down in old Mexico back in August of '95.
See the good sides of thingsLike a spider on a mirror.
One Thing You'd Change About YourselfLiving solely for the purpose of acquiring vast quantities of chocolate
Thing You Love Most About Yourselfinveterate scenester
How You Feel Looking in the Mirrorlike a Bangkok hooke*r on a Sunday morning after the Navy's left port
How Others See Youas a cross between Sherlock Holmes and the Churchlady with a soupçon of Top Cat
Makes Me HappyFinding the time to dream...
Makes Me SadGermans in uniforms
Makes Me HotRunaway cold fusion experiments.
Your WeaknessI have trouble saying 'N...nn...nnn...nnn....nu.' (Translation: No.)
Your :Fearsthat I will be at the mercy of forces larger than myself.
Always worrywhenever Lothar says Roomancer is going down.
Thoughts First Waking UpWhat work of genius am I going to create, today?
Are you a Health Freakdon't know about the Health part
Do you get Motion SicknessOnly when I play Half-Life 2 while riding a roller coaster during earth re-entry
Do you believe in yourselfNot as much as others do.
Ever been called a :TeaseGuys can be teases?
Do you make fun of peopleOnly people with low expectations.
I believe incollective consciousness
I am different inmy lucky purple velvet jacket and ruffled silk shirt.
I am :passionate abouthelpingothersrelizeitsirresponsible/dangeroustothrowsoilediapersfromaspeedingcar
Personality :Virtuestrustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thri
Personality :Vicestendency to take foolish risks
Special Talentcan walk AND chew gum at the same time.
:AmbitionsTo become Master of the Sonnensystem.
:IntentionsTo blow up the Earth because it blocks my view of Venus.
I'm open to also doa girl named, Lola Rant
Likesthe beauty of Arles, Motzart, B-17's over Köln
Dislikesthe number '4,' it's too square
Turn-onsskilled vivacity, perfect petite figure and a French schoolgirl outfit
Turn-offsnagging and shouting, cattiness, bickering, lack of objectivity, manipulation.
Are you :claustrophobicthis casket will do thank you
Are you :kinkyNo, I'm....Slinky, Slinky.
Do you consider yourself :socialfrag mich einfach
:MottoQuando omni flunkus moritati - Panem et Circenses - Semper Absurda
:DreamsRhinoceroses are just big white trash unicorns
:Fantasiesin a jacuzzi filled with Pepto Bismol and someone spezial
Kind of people I likereserved, but possessed of a keen sense of humor and taste good.
I am searchingfor a one-eyd, one-horned, flying purple people eater and Cruela de Ville.
Wish listI wasn't so good-looking instead of so filthy rich
:LifestyleSwingin' baby, yeah!
My HangoutsJoe's Pub, Knitting Factory, Spaceland, Whiskey-A-Go-Go, the Rainbow,Kumpelsnest
Best things I learned from my parentshow to live almost happily ever after
Three things I can't live withoutindex funds, my servants, and Dianne
Three things, if alone on an islandLoaf of bread, a jug of wine and Steak Dianne
You should come visit me becauseI've taken my medication
Do you believe in :fate / :destinyno, just magic
Do you like :poetryKerouac and dog spelled backwards
Your Most Missed Memoryallowedindressingroomhearing AnnMagnuson's imprompturenditionof MoonageDaydream
Most Influential PersonGroßvater (Franz Josef)
Most Loving PersonMargot Honecker
Most Loved PersonSweet1Buns
Your Habits
Bad :HabitsAllgemeinbildung
Your Bedtime13 - 1500 ZuLu
Your bad time of dayditto
Do you :Cuss*fg*
Do you :SwearGetchur GD Hands off my Heiney!
Do you :Snoretell me in the morning
Body :Hygienesmells armpit
Favorite :houseworkkickstarting the maid
Least Favorite houseworkmopping-up the Love Swamp after previous evening's loving spree
Do you like to scareyouare a fukkeen ugly b**** I want to rip off your head and play with your blood
Your Most Overused :Phraselet me push in your stool
Car drivingChauffeured
Your looks
Good Lookingalmost disturbingly boyish
Best Physical Featureoval unassuming faCE
Body typeEctomorphic 1-4-6
Body Measurementsperfekt size 6, 18 & 1/2
Heighta little over 19''
Weight1 metric tonne
Shoe size16
Hair Colorbald with highlights
Hair Lengthsurpast tailbone
Hair Style / Texturemullet / coarse
Eyesred
:EthnicityGermanian
:Skin ToneBlue
:Glove Size30
Shirt Size14 37/38
Pants Sizedepends on time of the month
Dress Sizeperfect size 32
Face Shapeinverted triangular
:GlassesCoke bottle x-ray specs.
:Bracesno, i wear a belt
:Piercingsonce, while rafting in the Congo; you ever see,
:Tattoosblood group (inside right bicep) Meine Ehre heißt Treue
Scars / Burns / Color Contactsdueling scar on left cheek / glutes (from blowtorch) / one black, one blue
:AmputationsSiamese twin (sorry, but he just HAD to go!)
:Implantspenile marble -ooh! feels good!
Physical DisabilitiesDeef. If you wanna talk to me you have to speak into this tube
Fashion
Clothing stylelate-CHAV lotsa Burberry
What do you usually wearFarraday power suit
Your everyday make upa little rouge, some eyeliner and turqoise mascara
Clothing highlightpadded shoulders and a pushup demi (preferrably Moore)
Make up highlightglitter
Clothing BrandOmararmani
Where do you shopMilano, Saville Row, Hong Kong
ColorsIrridescent red
Color you never wearPink no more!
You wouldn't be caught dead wearingBlue leisure suit with white patent-leather shoes and matching belt/Abendkleider
Hand Nailsboth palms
Foot Nailsmarsupial
Earringsreally big hoops
Ankletsof course
Ringsnose, jeder Finger einer
Hairclipspink and yellow
WatchPiaget, Aquanaut, Bulova, Mickey Maus, brauch ich
BeltsAND suspenders
HatsCone
SocksArgyle
ShoesBeatle boots
How many pairs of shoes<300, , nicht so viele, möchte mehr
Adidas, Nike, Puma or ReeboksPercell
Jacketssilk
Undergarmentswool
SwimsuitOPs
SunglassesOakley Thumps
Best Model (female)Twiggy Verushka
Best Model (male)Richard Gladys
Spare Time
Thing to Do Alonemodify srf's, swf's
Thing to Do With Friendsget drunk, gambol and pub crawl then go Dogging
Single or Group Datesyes, please
Thing to Do in the Eveninghand-pollination of succulents, supplicants, and sycophants
Thing to Do at the WeekendGo clubbing (No, not baby seals in the frozen North.)
Thing to Do on Vacationsteal towels
Searching for holiday partnerfor Fasching parade
ReadingKarl Hiaasen, John Kennedy Toole, Your Nickpage, Necronomicon Ex Mortis
PCCRAY alpha micro (Time Tunnel Salvage)
Internetmir wird übel
TVIFC
Go outghost riding
moove online
How did u joinsent the frogskins to Chermany
Why did u joinpart of the plea bargain
Favorite partlogoff or bsod
I am looking formy contact lense
Aim in :moove onlinepretty good: Hit Rate 5/5
Best ways, days and times for contactwhen the moon is full, shadows dancing on the walls
Perfect Partner
:Personalityreserved, yet warm and festive
How tallup to about hier
Body typepouffy Lacroix, slinky Alaïa
Eyestwo
Hair Colorhot pink
Short or Long Hairbald
Clothing StyleModesty Blaise-style psychedelic swirl top and Carnaby Street cap (no nickers)
Love & Relationships
Availablefor weddings, bar/bat-mitzvahs and anniversaries
I am looking foradecrepit'50s by-the-hour huslerhotel intheChandleresqueSeedyWastesOfHollywood
Till then I am looking fora 17year-old French porstitute with webbed feet named, Chloe and Vietnamese pig
Preferencesgeneral malaise with mayonnaise
Fantasy3-some with Sarabande R, Eva's maid and me
Mate's Age160
Been In Lovewith a female mountain lioness
How Far You've Gonejust past Venus, not quite to Neptune
First Datemedjouli
First :KissHershey's
End of your last Relationship30 April 1945, 2035 Hrs. German Military War Time
Admirersbeassa crup outta me
Oldest Date160
Most :Embarrassing DateBearded Lady from Barnum & Bailey Circus
:Blind DatesHelen Keller
Favorite Outlet for Desirealles was hingehört
Do you believe in :love at first sightlove at first BITE
What do you look for in othershamsters
Who are you :jealous ofEdgar
Clique or categorynihil
Where do you go togetherRose Tavern in Riga
Do you love your spousehell no
Do looks mattereither does size
What you have done
Been DrunkJägermeister (ask mystic fawn, lol)
Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sexwhere it counts
Kissed A Member Of The Same Sexoh, hell no
Crashed A Friend's Carnyet
Been To :Japanno, but flew OVER it in a B-29
Been In A Taxinobody walks in L.A.
Been On a PlaneConcorde
Been In A Fist Fightyeah
Been Tied Upget the f outta hier
Stolen Somethingkiss
Had A Crush On A Teacherthey were nuns - gimme a break
Hurt Myself On PurposeI'm here, aren't I? Hurt me!
Eaten :Sushifugu at California Beach (Marina Del Rey), eSpace (New York)
Ever self-pierced any part of yourselfja, aus Rache
Things in my Past I (Will) Regretfilling this out
Most moving momentsmokingcigarette withsunrising between the oberbaumbrücke and above theTVtower
Most humbling moment10th floor above the alexanderplatz
Family & Friends
MotherMorticia
FatherGomez
GrandfatherThomas Patrick/Franz Josef
GrandmotherFrickert
SistersWednesday
BrothersStimpy
AuntsMelancholia
UnclesFester
CousinsIt
Favorite Family MemberRen
Deceased FamilyTitus and Markus
Famous AncestorsJack Kennedy
My lovesDianne
Best Friendmy shadow
Close FriendsHermann Teller
AcquaintancesDame Barbara Cartland, Sybil Sheepherder, Ann Magnuson, Annaliese Krol
First FriendA Guy Named Gerald
Newest FriendBECH
Oldest FriendShezawolf
Youngest FriendUndertaker
Childhood FriendsSarah Winchester
Friends You DatedLavonne
Disconnected FriendsCrystal Ann Lea
Deceased FriendsDonise Marie
Most Trusted PersonPope Benedict XVI
Most Caring PersonDMC
Prettiest Frienddick muss sein
Neighbor FriendsChâteau Margaux
Neighbor EnemiesCanada and Mexico
Opinion about Religion & Spirituality
:ReligionKatolischer
Main :MoralGolden Rule
:Afterlifeyes
:Rebirthno
:Symbolsankh, Peace, kilroy
:AngelsSchutzgel, das hat sie
What do you think about
:Sexmag ich, it's dirty (if done right) jeder wie er will
:Gunspanzerfaust, ACME Disintegration Pistol
:Alcoholin Massen
:Governmentsollte sein
:Warabhor
:RomanceI think there's a lack of romance in everything today.
:Euthanasiajeder Mann soll entscheiden
:AbortionEcclesiastes 4:1-3
In A Perfect Worldparents would have to eat the spinach
Music
Kind of musicWicked East German Underground Dirty Electro
Least FavoriteKrell
:Bandwienner sangerknaben, the Beatles, JigSaw Seen, Wondermints, Bongwater
Solo :ArtistBlessed Hildegard von Bingen
:Singer, maleMaynard Keenan
Singer, femaleBlossom Dearie, Ann Magnuson
SongSnoopy vs. the Red Baron
Vocal SongOoompah-Lumpa
Instrumental SongFUNeral March of the Marionettes
Old SongDaisy,
Music VideoRob't Palmer
Musical InstrumentZither
Music stationhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/genres/classicpop/aod.shtml?radio2/r2_lamarr
:ConcertsRaumstein, Gerald, Widlejungs, Chicks on Speed
How many CD's do you havethousands
Last CD you boughtRosenstolz- ich bin ich
What's in your CD player right nowpeanut butter and jelly sammich
Do you download musicno, I upload
Do you play an instrumentAetherophone, accordion , saxophone, lead guitar
Do you singin the shower
Have you ever been in a bandmessed around with the Sis-Boom-Bahs back in the late-80's.
Video
Kind of moviesHammer Films
Least FavoriteC.annibalistic H.umanoid U.nderground D.wellers
:MovieDiscreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie or Cet Obscur Objet du Desir
Recent MovieDas Parfum
TV ShowLaugh-In
:SitcomMary Hartmann, Mary Hartmann
:Soap operaDark Shadows
Game ShowRemote Control
Old ShowJoe Pyne / The Happy Wanderers / Grrrl from U.N.C.L.E.
Kids' ShowThe Soupy Sales Chainsaw Show
Fantasy SeriesLogan's Run Time Tunnel
Reality ShowLost In Space
:CommercialThe Burkes
Movie :ActorDick Burton
Movie ActressJulie Christie
TV ActorBenny Hill
TV ActressDianna Rigg
Eat & Drink
Kind of foodChatwurst und Rauchlachs mit Lauchreis
Least FavoriteChar-Grilled Pandaburger with a side order of Hundbraten Cartilage Chips
Foodherring-potato-pancakes with brown beer sauce and cream of turnip soup
Mealrundstueckkloss
Ice Cream FlavorGarlic Herring
RestaurantRestaurant Lachswehr
Fast foodRoadrunner
Candymuss nicht sein
Drinkmuss erfrischend sein
:DelicacyKentucky Fried Pigeon
Fruitparfait of Williams pear with beetroot-sabayonne
Pizzagoat cheese
SnackPlettenpudding
Salad dressingMusk-Ox Oil and Vinegar
Teaooitslong
CoffeeJuan Valdez
ColaPoopsie
Education
SchoolsHarvardam Universitatam, Harvard Business School
:Grade18th
SubjectLaw, minor in Business
Club / SocietyI wouldn't join any club that would have me for a memeber
SkippedSingles Schul
LanguagesPolish, Chinese (Mandarin, not Cantonese), Yours, Esperanto
Sports
I Participate InBroad Jump
I WatchJumprope and Jacks
ClubVfB Stuttgart
:SportsmanTimo Hildebrand
SportswomanJana Novotna, Oksana Baiul
Reading
Kind ofvoracious
Least Favoritebills
:PoetRasputin, Donne, Bukowski
:PoemLeaves of Grass
:AuthorGoethe und Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, I am not a Hemingway aficionado
BookDictionary of Rare and Peculiar Diseases, Why I Wore Lipstick to My Mastectomy
Book CharacterPippi
Animal StarAndre the Giant
:CartoonJohnny Quest
Cartoon CharacterMarvin the Martian or Daffy the Duck
:AnimeGhost in the Shell
Anime CharacterVenus in Pelts
MagazineVanity Fair
SeriesLove and Rockets
Recent
Latest NewsRash went away- fianally
:BookBasket Case, Saison en l'Enfer
:CinemaMeet der Germanians
:ConcertChicks On Speed, Tokio Hotel
:Church attendanceDays of Obligation
:DiscoAll Names Assign (Stuttgart) / Dorian Gray/Giuseppe Cipriani's
RestaurantThe Palms, Hollywood
VacationGstaad
:Affairde la meme chose
Good Acttransufion
:Courage Samplefought and slayed Fafnir
:Embarrassinggibt es viele tolle Sachen
Future
RelationDianne
HomeHannover
PetsEast German Shepherd
VacationTurkey because Edgar and I are cheap.
Greatest wishto get married to Dianne
What do you want to bewhen you grow up
What do you want to leave behindmy soiled underwear
If I had a million $I'd pay the taxes on the other seven.
How do you want to Diein bed after fantastiche six
Favorites
Colorplaid
Numbersquare root of negative 1
Seasonof the Witch dans l'Enfer
Websitehttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731&q=don%27t&hl=en
:QuoteOh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them!
StoreBuffum's
Place to beThe Wakaya Club
Place to chillSouth Pole
Place to visitMad Ludwig's Neueschwanstein Berck
CountryGDR
CityHanover
AnimalJackelope
HolidayFasching
Shapedodecahedron
Girl's nameAreola
Boy's nameSchnickelfritz
WordGroovy
MonthDarling Buds of Mai
:RPGD & D, Master & Servant
:Game SystemX360
Type of family game to playgrab the roast beef at supper
Perfume or cologneMidnight in Paris, 1940
ToothpasteIpana
IdolsEdgar
:ArtistGoya Fuselli Chagall
:Art WorkPersistence of Memory
:PhotographerDiane Arbus
:SmellNightblooming Jasmine
:Soundwaves crashing
:Tastefrozen flagpole
:Texturecat's tongue
:FlowerAmorphophallus titanum/Glycyrrhiza Glabra/Leontopodium alpinum/Rose
:TreeOak
:Stonecarrera
:FaerieTink'
:SymbolPeace
:Fairy taleHansel und Gretel
:ElementUranium
Electronic DeviceMy Illudiom Pew36 Explozive Space Modulator
Manual Devicecuckoo
Kind of HouseDome or Cliff Cave liike on Skull Island
Art Mediumo/c
ButterflyAfrican Blue
Curse Wordscheis*e
Lie / ExcuseI'm just an old soul on ice skates
:Ancient CultureGreco-Roman
:ClimateMediterranean
WeatherDonner
Time Period1960's
Video GameHalf-Life 2
SoftwareMaya
:Quotenastoyashchy otdikh
:Giftmeinen Kater auf dem Kopfkissen
Vacation spotHvide Sande
PlaceSwitzerland, Zurich
Possession / Thingshortwave
Randoms
What's on your desktopa rebuilt Jarvic 7, a shrunken head and a doll's arm holding an apple
My bedroom is decorated likeStirb Nicht Vor Mir
In my bedroom, you'd findliebesrad, subhockers, and a doll's arm holding an appfel
Do you like :roller coastersask Lacy
:Appendix or :tonsils removedbrain
Dream carMartian maggot
Type of car you drive nowKoenigsegg CC
What was your first cara '57 Trabbi
Home ExchangeVilla in Albufeira, Portugal,(32km from Faro airport)nice big pool, sat tv, a/c.
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